Greed isn't the worst thing in the world. Also, diving into a pool filled with solid gold coins does not result in a broken neck.
Unrequited love is rough. It's important to find healthy outlets for such strong emotions.
The key to a girl's heart is speaking French. Even if it is a little cheesy.
Dexter's Laboratory Cartoon Network
Never, ever turn your back on a baby with a toy screwdriver.
Sometimes it's best to not ask questions about how an animals digestive system works.
Don't cook near dangerous chemicals.
Powerpuff Girls Cartoon Network
Sometimes networks really just don't care about what gets put in front of kids...
Ren and Stimpy Nickelodeon
...at least Nickelodeon didn't seem to care all that much.
Being a badass and being a nerd are not mutually exclusive.
Those Ancient Alien nutters might actually be on to something...
Prometheus and Bob (Kablam!) Nickelodeon
Courage the Cowardly Dog Cartoon Network
Taking your helmet off in space is terrible, childhood-ruining idea.
The Magic School Bus Various
Nothing is more sacred than the bond between a kid and their dog...
...or their electric mouse.
The correct spelling of "aardvark" has been forever burned in my mind.
Textbooks tend to leave out some of the finer details of history.
Never give up on your dreams, no matter how grand or how diabolical they may be.
Batman is who you should aspire to be like.
Batman: The Animated Series WB